Some physical chemistry jokes collected by one of my p-chem students:
How many physical chemists does it take to wash a beaker?
None. That's what organic chemists are for!
A physical chemist is a student who goes to university thinking he might
want to be a physicist, but gets intimidated by the math.
Physical Chemistry is research on everything for which the negative
logaritm is linear with 1/T -- D.L. Bunker
Thanks to Alessandra!
On a historical note, D.L. Bunker is Don Bunker, a professor of physical chemistry at my alma mater, University of California, Irvine. He died suddenly during my freshman year.
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